Fuck originally means
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STRANGE BUT TRUE:-
In ancient times, in England before people havin sex, they needed sp?ci?l permission 4m d king. Pple who got permission used to hang a playcard on their door which said:
?Fornication
Under
Consent of
King?
Thats F. U. C. K. for short.
Now U know where that cute word came from..?
Father means
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Father Means
F= Forever With His Family
A= Always There For You No Matter What
T= The Only One Who?s There
H= He?s My Hero Till The End
E= Encouraging In Everything I Do
R= Really The Only One?
No One Can Beat Him He?s The Best!!!
In 2009 pakistan means
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In 2009 Pakistan means
P=Petrol 88.89 RS Ltr
A=Aata 66 RS kg
K=Khud kash hamle
i=ilm ki kami
S=Sarko pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam Helpless
N=No electrictiy ;->
Its my last msg to u
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It?s My Last Msg To U.
LAST bole tu..
L= Love U alwz
A= All time miss U
S= Save U in my heart,
T= True friend in my life.
So Don?t Wory n B Happy! ;->
Dont loveonly line maro
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L =====
O =====
V =====
E =====
L=loss of money.
o=out of mind.
v=vaste of time.
e=end of life.
So don?t LOVE.
Only line maro?.
Different things with explanation
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School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information [...]
Islam stands for
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?ISLAM? stands for:
I = I
S = Should
L = Love
A = Always
M = Muhammad (S.A.W)
Emergency mubarak
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''Pakistan means''
P=Pistol
A=Atom bomb
K=Khud kash hamla
I=ilm ki kami
S=Sarko pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam Helpless
N=No election
"Emergency mubarak"
Do you know the meaning of wife
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Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means?
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever
S m s doesnt mean
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Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means?
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever
